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How Titus Andromedon Are You Actually?

Because you're pretty AND tough.

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    You love musicals.
    You've auditioned for a musical.
    Specifically, you've auditioned for "The Lion King" over 10 times.
    You hate doing more than one thing in a day.
    You're going to sing at the Grammy's one day.
    With Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson!
    Bad examples, but yes!
    You're gay.
    But you were also the star of your high school's football team.
    You've fallen asleep while eating a Hot Pocket.
    You have excellent gaydar.
    You don't understand white nonsense.
    You are a master at eavesdropping.
    You have felt personally victimized by your bank account.
    You love writing songs.
    And you know that the lyrics are the least important part.
    You grew up in the south.
    You love a good wine.
    ESPECIALLY Pinot Noir.
    You own a lot of furniture.
    Specifically doll furniture.
    The internet scares you.
    What if you get cyberbullied?
    You've had an embarrassing moment on the internet.
    It went REALLY viral.
    You didn't enjoy your high school experience.
    You're talented, dashing, transcending.
    But you don't have a career.
    Or an agent.
    And just the one sock.
    You need to get your feelings out.
    You've decided to live your life as a werewolf.
    You're pretty, but tough.
    Like a diamond.
    Or beef jerky in a ball gown.
    You're starting to worry about your age.
    But you shouldn't, because you're the original "Baby Slut."
    You always make sure to keep some glitter in the house.
    You plan all your seductions.
    You know exactly why people are so basic.
    You don't know anything about cars.
    Curs?
    Coors?
    You can't fix the state of the music industry.
    You always bring your talent to a funeral.
    Your fashions are always on point.
    You love the "Rain Man" soundtrack.
    Especially when it's on cassette tape.
    You're not always the most sensitive friend...
    But you're always the most fabulous human to ever exist.

How Titus Andromedon Are You Actually?

You're not very Titus. It's impossible for everyone to be that fabulous, but your headshot game is still pretty strong.

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You're fabulous, but you haven't reached Titus level just yet. With a little more Pinot Noir, anything is possible!

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You are pretty much everything you need to be to truly become Titus Andromedon. You two are almost one! What kind of white nonsense is that?!

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You are Titus in his truest form. Sit back, relax, and fall asleep eating a hot pocket because you are doing life right!

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