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How Titus Andromedon Are You Actually?

Because you're pretty AND tough.

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    Netflix / Via persephonemagazine.com
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    You love musicals.
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    You've auditioned for a musical.
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    Specifically, you've auditioned for "The Lion King" over 10 times.
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    You hate doing more than one thing in a day.
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    You're going to sing at the Grammy's one day.
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    With Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson!
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    Bad examples, but yes!
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    You're gay.
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    But you were also the star of your high school's football team.
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    You've fallen asleep while eating a Hot Pocket.
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    You have excellent gaydar.
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    You don't understand white nonsense.
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    You are a master at eavesdropping.
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    You have felt personally victimized by your bank account.
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    You love writing songs.
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    And you know that the lyrics are the least important part.
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    You grew up in the south.
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    You love a good wine.
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    ESPECIALLY Pinot Noir.
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    You own a lot of furniture.
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    Specifically doll furniture.
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    The internet scares you.
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    What if you get cyberbullied?
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    You've had an embarrassing moment on the internet.
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    It went REALLY viral.
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    You didn't enjoy your high school experience.
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    You're talented, dashing, transcending.
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    But you don't have a career.
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    Or an agent.
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    And just the one sock.
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    You need to get your feelings out.
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    You've decided to live your life as a werewolf.
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    You're pretty, but tough.
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    Like a diamond.
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    Or beef jerky in a ball gown.
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    You're starting to worry about your age.
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    But you shouldn't, because you're the original "Baby Slut."
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    You always make sure to keep some glitter in the house.
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    You plan all your seductions.
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    You know exactly why people are so basic.
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    You don't know anything about cars.
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    Curs?
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    Coors?
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    You can't fix the state of the music industry.
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    You always bring your talent to a funeral.
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    Your fashions are always on point.
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    You love the "Rain Man" soundtrack.
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    Especially when it's on cassette tape.
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    You're not always the most sensitive friend...
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    But you're always the most fabulous human to ever exist.
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