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You Can't Call Yourself Lazy Unless You've Done 22/30 Of These Things

SOS — I can't get "The Lazy Song" out of my head.

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  1. How lazy are you actually? Have you ever...

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    Let your phone die because you didn't feel like getting your charger?
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    Watched the same channel for hours rather than find the remote or use the buttons on the TV?
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    Called or texted someone to bring you something from the other room?
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    Used your foot or a long object to reach something rather than actually get up?
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    Almost peed yourself rather than walk to the bathroom?
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    Not updated your computer software because you would have to restart it?
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    Stacked your trash like Tetris rather than take it out?
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    Sat on your bed in a towel after showering because you couldn't bring yourself to get dressed?
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    Carried an insane amount of shopping bags rather than make two trips?
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    Eaten your dinner directly out of the pot or pan you cooked it in?
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    FaceTimed your oven so you didn't have to go back into the kitchen and check on your food?
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    Used paper towels as dishes so you didn't have to wash anything?
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    Ordered in every night of the week rather than grocery shop?
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    Pulled up a chair in front of the stove so you didn't have to stand while cooking?
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    Pulled up a chair in front of the sink or sat on the toilet while brushing your teeth?
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    Slept on a bare mattress because you didn't feel like putting on sheets?
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    Slept with the light on instead of getting up and turning off the switch?
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    Considered buying The Clapper for that very reason?
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    Took a vigorous shower and considered it exercise?
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    Not showered for a week or longer?
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    Studied or worked for only five minutes and rewarded yourself with a break?
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    Taken a picture of a PowerPoint presentation instead of taking notes?
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    Not done your laundry for a month or longer?
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    Piled all your clothes onto a chair instead of putting them away?
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    Shoved everything under your bed or into your closet to make your room look clean?
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    Not been able to see your bedroom floor because there was so much stuff everywhere?
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    Told your friends you were too busy to hang out when really you were just watching Netflix and didn't want to leave the house?
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    Watched Netflix horizontally with your laptop on your stomach instead of sitting upright?
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    Had Netflix ask, "Are you still watching?"
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    Taken a BuzzFeed quiz instead of doing work?

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