I was so drunk I didn't realize my mom had come home a day early. I crawled into bed with her and took up the big spoon position. I was naked from the waist down. She asked me if I was on drugs. My response was "no…wait…what? Where are my pants."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha buying a house is HELL if you own a property you intend to rent. We've been told over and over we're strong buyers but the underwriters need more and more from you. Soon they'll be asking for the color of my dog's eyes Also, make…Â
I was on progestin only and missed my pill by maybe 12 hours; missed my alarm when I went to bed early and took it when I woke up. Got pregnant. I was on progestin only because I was still breastfeeding.
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