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For Everyone Developing An Unhealthy Obsession With "That White Guy With Dreads" On Team USA

You are not alone.

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SOUND THE HOT WHITE DUDE WITH DREADS THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD WITH DREADS ALARM.

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SOS ALERT. SOS ALERT.

This is some Titanic-level shit.

Ladies, gay men, and lovers of beautiful, fine things: Kyle Beckerman.

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Kyle Beckerman has increased the thirst for hot white dudes with dreads times about a thousand in the past week.

THE GUY ON USA'S TEAM WITH THE DREADS YES PLEASE

e m m a@obituzarry

THE GUY ON USA'S TEAM WITH THE DREADS YES PLEASE

5:59 PM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I need the white guy w/ the dreads on USA

the guy w dreads that plays for USA is fine

YSLandry@YSLandry

the guy w dreads that plays for USA is fine

6:47 PM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He's made watching the World Cup way more enjoyable for just about everyone because of his fine aesthetic and hot-ass self.

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As you know, Kyle is a rarity when it comes to white dudes with dreads because he looks hot.

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A cool thing about Kyle is that when he sweats his shirt sticks to his body.

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Another cool thing about Kyle is his shirtless, unclothed back.

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ANOTHER cool thing is that he looks damn fine in a suit kicking a soccer ball in the middle of the road.

And you know what, I just realized he kind of looks like Andrew Garfield, which is like, "YES PLEASE. I'LL TAKE THREE!"

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His thigh game is nice as well.

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And his tattoo game is quite swell.

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So, Kyle, I have only one more wish for you.

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Stay hot, my bedreadled white prince.

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Win those games or whatever you do.

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And please, please. We all beg of you. Take it and keep it off.

Stay blessed.
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Stay blessed.

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