1.
Getting sent into a past life just from carrying a basket:
2.
Trying every possible way to signal that you're not interested in conversation:
3.
Being congratulated for reading, because apparently most women are illiterate:
4.
Having to argue the fact that you're not ~naturally subservient~:
5.
Trying to stop street harassment with the power of wishful thinking:
6.
Constantly hearing about how girls are apparently obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes:
7.
Wondering if you have RBF, even though RBF isn't even a thing:
8.
Getting creepy messages like this for no reason:
9.
Hearing things like, "I like a girl with an appetite":
10.
Having ~quality~ representation like this:
11.
Knowing exactly where this is going:
12.
Getting "I need to leave immediately" vibes from a single word:
13.
Feeling some type of way about Gone Girl:
14.
Deeply understanding this situation and these faces:
15.
Recognizing "the look":
16.
Feeling relieved when you meet a guy who's willing to look stupid:
17.
Wondering often if dyeing or cutting your hair will fix your problems:
18.
Knowing a guy like this:
19.
Worrying people will think you're messy because your nail polish is chipping before realizing half the guys you know don't even wash their hands:
20.
Enduring jokes about how much you must love collecting clothes:
21.
And knowing how good and pure interactions with drunk girls are, especially in the bathroom: