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I'm baby. I'm very small. I have no money.

Sou bebê. Sou bem pequena. Não tenho nenhum dinheiro.

Quantos % de bebê você é?

Soy bebé. Soy muy pequeña No tengo dinero.

¿Qué % De Bebé Eres?

What % Baby Are You?

You're not baby at all. You're an adult. You're a grown, responsible adult who can, like, do your taxes without crying. You probably like, know how to use commas and stuff. The power that that has.

0% Baby

You're a little bit baby. Like, sometimes you gotta have yourself a little cry before you do something important, but I mean, who doesn't? You can still get stuff done!

19% Baby

You’re, like, part-time baby. For the most part, you're a normal, grown person who does their work. But you can turn on the "I can't! I'm baby! I have no money!" when you need to.

52% Baby

You're mostly baby! Life is hard, and sometimes you gotta be a baby about it. Cry! Eat candy! Curl up in a blanket! The world can't give responsibilities to a baby, right?

76% Baby

You're almost entirely baby! You're soft! You're cute! You wrap yourself in a blanket and basically live in it and occasionally cry! Did I mention you're cute?

92% Baby

You're baby! Who let you use a computer, baby? Get back to eating soft foods and chewing on blocks. And tell your boss or your mom or your teacher or whatever that they should really demand less of you. You're just a baby, after all.

100% Baby

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Cordless And Rechargeable Smartstick Hand Blender

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