1. “This fucking rocks.”
2. “Look at her legs, they’re so long. Ugh, I want her legs.”
Re: Alana’s long-ass legs.
4. “Which is the one that makes the weird faces?”
They all do, honey. But we love them just the same.
6. “Is that the guy from Vampire Weekend?”
Re: ‘The guy’ from Vampire Weekend who may or may not have been in the crowd.
8. “Their periods are definitely all synced up by now.”
- J. Cole dropped his much-anticipated album and people are holding onto it like it's an oxygen tank for 2016.