You’re the baby, gotta love ya! Besides being an all-around rad person, you are also really talented. LIKE, SUPER TALENTED. Now go grab one of your dad’s old T-shirts, throw back some whiskey, and have a good time.
You might not literally say much, but your soul says it all. And what your soul is saying is, “Damn, I’m cool.” You literally ooze cool, like your sweat isn’t normal human sweat, it’s COOL SWEAT. Congrats on being so DAMN COOL.
SOMEONE CALL THE FUN POLICE CAUSE YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!! (meaning, too much fun, although can there even be a thing??) You’re also really nice and everyone wants to be your friend/have your hair.