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16 Things Twentysomethings Actually Want Inside Of A Kinder Surprise

Plastic race cars are cool, but I need bus money.

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Imagine:

1. Money.

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2. Emergency hot sauce.

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3. Emergency iPhone charger.

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*Please excuse the dirty, twisted charger. Take it up with Apple.

4. Weed.

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5. Gum (one for you, one for the bummer).

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6. A spare bobby pin.

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7. An extra hair tie.

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8. An extra pair of detangled earbuds.

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9. Emergency advils.

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10. The wifi password.

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11. A condom for SAFE keeping.

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12. Subway tokens.

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13. A voucher for free late-night poutine.

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14. 1 on-the-go emergency shot of espresso.

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15. 1 on-the-go emergency shot of Fireball.

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16. And Sarah's dad's Netflix account.

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(Sorry Carl.)