2. Emergency hot sauce.
3. Emergency iPhone charger.
*Please excuse the dirty, twisted charger. Take it up with Apple.
5. Gum (one for you, one for the bummer).
6. A spare bobby pin.
7. An extra hair tie.
8. An extra pair of detangled earbuds.
9. Emergency advils.
10. The wifi password.
11. A condom for SAFE keeping.
12. Subway tokens.
13. A voucher for free late-night poutine.
14. 1 on-the-go emergency shot of espresso.
15. 1 on-the-go emergency shot of Fireball.
16. And Sarah's dad's Netflix account.