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Is This Shitty Canadian Netflix Selection Actually On Canadian Netflix?

We don't have Bob's Burgers but we have some other alternatives.

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Guess if these movie synopses are actually available on Netflix:

  1. Correct!
    Wrong!

    You betcha!

    This enticing storyline belongs to the 1999 movie Gudia and we are so lucky to have it on Netflix Canada.

    You betcha!
    netflix.ca
  2. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's ours!

    And it's called Brownian Movement. If you're dying to watch it now, you can find it under the "Understated Romantic" category.

    It's ours!
    netflix.ca
  3. Correct!
    Wrong!

    Watch instantly!!

    Tied is a newer selection so get it while it's increasingly and dangerously hot!

    Watch instantly!!
    netflix.ca
  4. Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Lady Ninja Kaede 2"

    There is a very specific subset of people who would actually watch this. And that should say everything. For you eager basement-dwellers

    "Lady Ninja Kaede 2"
    netflix.ca
  5. Correct!
    Wrong!

    Oh, Heterosexual Jill

    Heterosexual Jill is just doing Heterosexual Jill things. You can follow her harrowing, triumphant journey exclusively on Canadian Netflix.

    Oh, Heterosexual Jill
    netflix.ca
  6. Correct!
    Wrong!

    What a hoot!

    This one-star-rated drama (The Comedian is not even a funny movie, guys) is a can't-miss on Canadian Netflix.

    What a hoot!
    netflix.ca
  7. Correct!
    Wrong!

    Although inspired very closely by an actual movie: Of Girls And Horses

  8. Correct!
    Wrong!

    This lucky get, eh?

    Premature is exactly how you should spend a quiet night in with bae.

    This lucky get, eh?
  9. BONUS:

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    MULAN IS NOT EVEN ON NETFLIX!

    Nor most of the Disney movies. But a movie about a mute ventriloquist is?! OK, Netflix Canada. OK.

    MULAN IS NOT EVEN ON NETFLIX!

Is This Shitty Canadian Netflix Selection Actually On Canadian Netflix?

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