HEY. You out there. Out there in the Snapchat-Insta-Twitter-FB-sphere. We need to talk.
...About a kind of liberty you take captioning your selfies:
About a kind of impulse to describe the way your eyes look:
About feeling real cute swapping nicknames like:
Y'know, that thing that comes so naturally to some folks when their eyes are squinting or smiling or smizing juuuuust enough for them to exoticize and feel really good doing it:
The same thing and term that people in real life get demoralized by and reduced to. Just pickin' up some pizza.