Quiz: Is This Canadian Headline Real Or Fake?

Canada or Cana-didn't?

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    On July 25, 2014 an on-the-run cat by the name of "Butterscotch" is wanted in Manitoba. The suspect is described as "taffy-like" with a bird feeder stuck on its head.

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    On July 22, 2014, a group of drug dealers did some guerrilla advertising by handing out free trial cocaine samples to some young folks in Edmonton. The cocaine had the dealers' contact information if they were so interested in re-ordering.

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    At least not yet.

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    A very angry beaver was angrily trotting around Miramichi, New Brunswick in May this year, causing traffic hold-up and concern among locals. He even began chasing people who were staring at him.

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    O THANK GOD, CANADA. THANK GOD.

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    On September 27, 2013, after a Saskatoon native found out thieves were plucking her apple tree dry, her community came together and offered her baskets of apples, produce, and even gift certificates to grocery stores to replace her stolen apples.

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    Two Canadian po-po's were caught speed-racing on tape. Their intentions were timbits.

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    An Ontario woman tried to modify her doorbell so the damn deers would stop ding-dong-ditching her.

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    Trick question! A a real occurrence, just happened to some brothers from Kansas. ....but kinda sounds like Canada, eh?

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    Not real, but 94% of Canadians probably wish it were.

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    In October of 2010, the onion ring garnered over 144,000 likes. Stephen Harper had 30,506.

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    Didn't happen, but totally plausible.

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    In September of 2009, a man was sent to 60 days in jail for stuffing a jar of pickles in his jeans. He was attempting to steal the $3.29 jar of pickles.

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    C/o someone's idea in Guelph, ON. Hallelujah!

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    A marijuana church. Hallelujah again!

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    But just a matter of time, really.

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    Police are CURRENTLY looking for a beaver by the name of Beaver who gnawed at a tree trunk, allowing it to fall on a family's car. The car suffered sever irreparable damages. Beaver is described as looking beaverish, a pair of deeply-set beaverish eyes, and with beaverish tendencies. Developing story.

Quiz: Is This Canadian Headline Real Or Fake?