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21 Reasons Your Canadian Childhood Has Actually Ruined You For Life

A French-speaking pineapple still fuels your nightmares.

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3. The government taught you that drugs were bad by SCARING THE MESS OUT OF YOU AS A KID.

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4. And of all the things to fear, there was a strange amount of PSAs about losing a limb.

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From the infamous "War Amps" public service announcement: "I am Astar. A Robot. I can put my arm back on. You can't. So play safe."

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13. All of the creepy children's shows eventually got translated into French, which only made them creepier.

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14. You were excited to use your school's computers until you realized they were tricking you into playing MATH GAMES.

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Shout out to Math Circus, but only in Canada would your first brush with a live computer be educational.

16. You opened a Kinder Surprise with so much hope, only to uncover a dumb figurine, or worse, A STICKER.

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20. Everything you knew about leading a healthy lifestyle was from the painfully 90s Body Break commercials.

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