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    21 Stupid, Funny, Wise-Ass Things Americans Would Do After Moving To Canada

    "Learn new swear words like 'ah jeez.'"

    Earlier today, these Twitter peeps started the #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada hashtag for Americans to chime in about they'd do when they get to Canada. It instantly started trending.

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    (Because a lot of Americans recently have threatened to move across the border for reasons we won't get into right now.)

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    Anywhoodles, the hashtag first had some sweet, earnest responses from Americans who've always wanted to visit Canada:

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I have to immediately go to Tim Hortons to have a donut or all of Canada will yell at me again.

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I'm going canoeing on the Chapleau River In Northern Ontario

    ...But then, of course, it derailed into ALL THE JOKES Americans have on their neighbours:

    Learn how to pronounce sorry #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada

    (And revealing essentially everything they even know about Canada.)

    Smoke weed and chug maple syrup on my front porch #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada

    Capture moose and milk them for maple syrup #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada

    Watch Red Green to learn to solve problems the canadian way. #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada

    So...

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada Buy a broom to fit in.

    Many...

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I will join the Canadian Navy.

    Jokes...

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada greet my new neighbors.

    Hardy...

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I'm gonna make a trap and get me some Canadian friends!

    Har...

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada Learn new swear words like "ah jeez"

    Har.

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada start a riot.

    OK, OK. We get itttttttt.

    I'll learn my ABC's and Zeds #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada

    Yes, very funny.

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I'm Setting Up My New Phone Plan With Eh-T&T.

    We have bears.

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada I will establish my dominance over the local wildlife.

    It is cold.

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada become a meteorologist. Seems easy enough. Two words

    ("Hey, get outta here, Mother Nature Network!")

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada 17 national parks! Each more beautiful than the other! https://t.co/Sy5psTNnAY

    OK'eh, THIS is a pretty fair point, we'll give you that:

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada, I'm changing "Maple Leafs" jerseys to "Maple Leaves" #grammar

    OK, so most of you may not actually move...

    A REMINDER, LIBERAL COWARDS. #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada

    But there are some benefits, and things you can pick up, in Canada if you do ;-).

    #FirstThingAfterMovingToCanada Figure out how to be a really nice person. I don't know what that's like.

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