5. And you might come to some groundbreaking Christmas conspiracy conclusions.
Dude, for Santa to hit every house in the world, his sleigh would have to be going at like 650 miles per hour which is 3000x THE SPEED OF SOUND. I CALL BULLSHIT.
Also, if you rearrange the letters in “Santa”… that’s right: “SATAN.”
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