Every year, Americans make a whole whoop-de-doo about Thanksgiving coming up like it's the only Thanksgiving that ever lived.
When you realize Thanksgiving is in a week
For some reason, American Thanksgiving is generally called "Thanksgiving" and Canadian Thanksgiving is always referred to as "Canadian Thanksgiving." HMMM.
If you didn't know, Canada celebrated Thanksgiving more than a month ago. And don't want to make any blanket statements here, but it's definitely, certainly, for-sure, 1000% the better Thanksgiving.
(For one, it's before Halloween, so not all of the end-of-year holidays have to be so smooshed together so inconveniently.)
And this should be the year that "Canadian Thanksgiving" is finally recognized as "Thanksgiving" β THE Thanksgiving.
And the-less-good-Thanksgiving as "American Thanksgiving" muahahahahaha.
1. Because:
One of my favourite things about Canadian Thanksgiving is NOT seeing Christmas decorations
2. But also, counterpoint, because:
Canadians can want Christmas all we want starting today cause we already had our thanksgiving π ββπ ππ
3. Because:
when it's Canadian Thanksgiving but everyone in America is celebrating the day they stole the native American land
4. And because:
Canadian Thanksgiving is in early October but on what incorrect day do the always wrong Americans celebrate it?
5. Because:
6. Like:
7. And:
Canadians be like: wdym thanksgiving is in three weeks?
8. And:
AMERICAN THANKSGIVING SUCKS BTW BYe
9. And lastly:
YES, THE REAL THANKSGIVING.
HAPPY AMERICAN THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!