Every year, Americans make a whole whoop-de-doo about Thanksgiving coming up like it's the only Thanksgiving that ever lived.
If you didn't know, Canada celebrated Thanksgiving more than a month ago. And don't want to make any blanket statements here, but it's definitely, certainly, for-sure, 1000% the better Thanksgiving.
(For one, it's before Halloween, so not all of the end-of-year holidays have to be so smooshed together so inconveniently.)
And this should be the year that "Canadian Thanksgiving" is finally recognized as "Thanksgiving" — THE Thanksgiving.
And the-less-good-Thanksgiving as "American Thanksgiving" muahahahahaha.
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YES, THE REAL THANKSGIVING.
HAPPY AMERICAN THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!