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23 Things All Australians Go Though When It Rains In Summer

Just basically freak the fuck out.

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1. Freak the fuck out and stack on all winter attire at once.

GUYS. It's still like 25 degrees. It's OK. Take the scarf off. You'll be OK.
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GUYS. It's still like 25 degrees. It's OK. Take the scarf off. You'll be OK.

2. Have a slight breakdown over whether to wear pants or stick with shorts.

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3. Have a bigger breakdown over having NFI what to wear.

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4. Still optimistically wear thongs...

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5. ...and slip over every goddamn time.

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It was too hard to find winter boots OK?

6. Complain about buying umbrellas because for some reason, the rain always catches people off-guard.

7. Complain about how every shop jacks up their umbrella prices because they know everyone's in dire need.

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8. Then keep complaining about how useless umbrellas are.

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Wow, cool, this $15.99 purple number from the chemist lasted me TWO WHOLE FREAKIN' MINUTES.

9. Take umbrellas into crowded stores and drip water over everyone else, seemingly unaware.

10. Basically forget how to walk with an umbrella, because it's Australia and normally we don't need them.

"@Wildeturkey: The look on the face under this umbrella must be joyous... ☔️ #sydney #SydneyRain #SydneyWeather "

11. And become an idiotic driver on the road.

Is all that honking really necessary? What exactly are you achieving?
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Is all that honking really necessary? What exactly are you achieving?

12. Crowd onto a train even if the next one is minutes away.

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God forbid your wet shoes get any wetter.

13. Complain about being wet.

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14. Say the phrase, "Well, I thought it was summer" about fifteen times a day.

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15. And follow it up with, "WTF Australia?!?!?!"

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16. Post on social media about the weather being grot in summer as though no one else has any idea.

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17. Complain about it not being beach weather.

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18. Complain about the humidity.

Mate, you're probably sweating because you're wearing two jumpers and a beanie. In summer.
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Mate, you're probably sweating because you're wearing two jumpers and a beanie. In summer.

19. Talk about ordering Menulog because it's just too damn hard to organise dinner when it's raining.

20. Say things like, "Woo, soup weather!" as if freakin' winter hasn't just been and gone.

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21. Jump every time there's a thunder clap as though it's never been heard before.

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22. Stare out the office window at the rain and say something like, "Wow, didn't know we relocated to the UK!"

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23. And say things like, “The weather better clear up by the weekend!” even though you know you’ll be inside watching Netflix regardless.

Somehow you have to convince your coworkers you have an active, fun, summery life even if you're coming up with numerous theories regarding Making a Murderer.
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Somehow you have to convince your coworkers you have an active, fun, summery life even if you're coming up with numerous theories regarding Making a Murderer.