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    Updated on 1 Sep 2020. Posted on 25 Nov 2015

    23 Helpful Tips For All Americans Travelling To Australia

    For the love of all things sacred, stop eating Vegemite with a spoon!

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    1. There's A LOT that can kill you.

    2. If you see a kangaroo out in the wild (or on the street), do NOT go up and pet it.

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    They are dangerous! They WILL kick you!

    3. Yes Australia is more expensive. Be prepared.

    4. And no you don't have to tip us. I mean you can if you want, but don't.

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    5. This bird is NOT friendly. If you're visiting in spring, WATCH YOUR BACK.

    6. And these guys - DON'T FEED THEM. EVER.

    7. Our coffee is more superior to yours. Definitely try it.

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    8. And yes our drink sizes and meal portions are significantly smaller.

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    9. There's A LOT more to see than Sydney and Melbourne. Trust us.

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    There's even more outside the capital cities, too.

    10. Be prepared for ALL sorts of weather.

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    One day sunshine, the next day apocalypse.

    11. This is how you eat vegemite. NOT WITH A SPOON!

    12. If someone calls you a cunt, it's not necessarily a bad thing.

    #youknowyoureaustralianwhen "C*nt means friend" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #meanwhileinAustralia

    13. You'll learn to understand our accent, but no offense, you'll never be able to mimic it.

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    14. ALWAYS SWIM BETWEEN THESE THINGS. ALWAYS.

    15. And definitely watch out for these guys on the sand.

    16. Looking for Burger King? It doesn't exist sorry. Try Hungry Jacks.

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    17. And if you're looking for McDonald's ask for Macca's.

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    18. If you hear someone say "He's such a bogan hey?" they generally mean "That guy is definitely a redneck."

    19. BTW these are our thongs. Yes, they are quite different to yours.

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    20. ALWAYS opt to have chicken salt on your hot chips. It is DELICIOUS.

    21. Make sure you pack as many packets of these babies into your bag before you leave.

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    22. If you're after cheap alcohol, may we recommend these delicious beverages?

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    Goon and Passion Pop. Just try it at least.

    23. And as a final warning, don't walk under big trees... because the drop bears will get you.

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