Jarrod is heaps mad this episode. You can tell because his face is bright red and he keeps aggressively yelling at the camera.
Jarrod says Grant and Daniel have arrived and torn the place to shreds, but I deadset thought he said Grant Denyer and I was so confused.
As the boys hypothesise about a new "sausage" being brought in (honestly, Aussie men, I just... never mind), sure enough a new arrival makes his way up the path. And guess who's finally arrived!!!
WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. APOLLO????
Meanwhile Jarrod keeps talking about the American/Canadian men "stealing their Aussie women".
Ali decides she has a bit of a thing for Grant and steals him away for a chat.
New American Jared asks Megan out on a date and she says "ummmm" for a really long time and makes this face.
Meanwhile, Jarrod is still red-faced and ranting.
Nina pulls Ali aside to tell her she's torn between Douchey Daniel and Eden, but she hasn't felt the urge to kiss Eden yet.
Nina then pulls Douchey Daniel aside to have a chat with him. Douchey Daniel puts on a performance that should earn him an Emmy for something like Days Of Our Lives.
BRB, I'm deleting all of my dating apps, the phone numbers of any men I've ever communicated with, buying a chastity belt, and praying over my rosary beads.
Jarrod who has now been standing there for 27 hours, is still ranting about not wanting to be played and the fact the Americans are stealing all da women.
Grant and Ali get closer and closer.
When we last saw Keira and Jarrod they were fighting. Now Douchey Daniel is otherwise distracted, Keira claws her way back to Jarrod.
Ali and Grant have gone full public with their romance. Leah is still jealous. "Can you imagine their children, tall, dark, caramel... with bimbo barbie?!", Leah spits out.
Da boiz are still raging about Douchey Daniel (fair), and then we get the best quote of the season from Michael Turnbull. "You can build a body in the gym, but you can't build a heart," he very seriously says.
Meanwhile Keira goes off to kiss Douchey Daniel for reasons I cannot comprehend, while Jarrod thinks Keira is someone he wants to be with long-term.
Osher announces a rose ceremony, and all the contestants act absolutely shocked.
Laurina steps the FUCK UP at the rose ceremony, and now she's the new prime minister of Australia!
YEP! Farewell Douchey Daniel, we barely knew ye and thank fuck for that.
Tomorrow night: Elora arrives and takes Megan on a date, and it looks like Simone arrives but no one seems to care that much tbh.