1.
On Queensland's choice:
4.
On the actual election night:
5.
On waking up Sunday and finding out what happened:
6.
On finding a majority government:
7.
On this phrase, which has never been more accurate:
8.
On everyone in Australia right now:
9.
And our current status:
10.
On Aussies not having an answer:
11.
On what Julia Gillard is (probably) doing:
12.
On an alternative option:
13.
On the fact this has happened TWICE in the last six years:
14.
On the potential hung parliament:
16.
Or perhaps, this one:
17.
On political zingers:
18.
And this ~approximate~ summary of what the fuck happened:
