Buzz·Posted on 4 Mar 201515 Things That Would Be Different If "Puberty Blues" Was Set In 2015"Deadset." Nope.by by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, Australia, by Jenna GuillaumeBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil. Roadshow Slip, slop, slap people. 2. No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE. Roadshow 2015 - we walk, cycle or drive like all other peasants. 3. Any bitch-fight would end up being filmed on someone's phone. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Roadshow And potentially uploaded on Youtube. 4. No guy would ever dare demand that a girl go buy a Chiko roll for him. wikipedia.org / Creative Commons "Don't take a bite out of it." More like, don't tell me what to do. 5. P.E. would not look like this. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Roadshow Those outfits. 6. If any teacher hit a student with a ruler, they'd probably be suspended. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Roadshow 7. Not to mention, your principal would never ask you whether you're thinking of having "sexual intercourse". Roadshow 8. And any modern day principal would surely not encourage their female student to finish school and "settle down, marry and have a family". Roadshow #Goals. 9. This hairstyle would definitely not be considered the norm. Roadshow Roadshow 10. Smoking would not be as widely accepted. Roadshow 11. And you would certainly never light up in front of someone's parents. Roadshow Or bum a cigarette off them. Or smoke inside. 12. Instead of running for the phone to talk to your BF/GF and having to hang up because dinner was ready, you'd be texting the whole time. Roadshow 13. If a condom broke or ~disappeared~, the response wouldn't be "that's the last time I use one of these bloody things". Roadshow Nope. 14. Calling someone a "fish-face moll" would not be the first insult in modern day vernacular. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Roadshow A shame, really. 15. And girls these days can actually surf without being ridiculed by literally everyone. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Roadshow Shocking, right?