1.
school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY
2.
when you're at your front door, desperate for a wee and you can't get your keys in the lock
3.
dunno why farmers r so stunned av came across a lot of two faced cows in my time
4.
The best thing I saw on FB today
5.
*Me studying* *Gets ONE phone notification* *Go to reply* *Mom walks by*... Mom: "SO YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!"
6.
"I think we follow each other on Twitter"
7.
My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now
8.
hope you didn't need stitches mate
9.
When somebody rich bumps into you
10.
when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
11.
in the third grade i was obsessed with michael jordan so i carried a cardboard cutout of him around for a month
12.
My brother just snapchatted me this 😂😂😂
13.
I may or may not have found my favourite asos modelling shoot
14.
me looking for my will to live
15.
i'm a frickin sheep whisperer all i said was "please stop for a pic" & he even gave me different angles to work with
16.
"Your storage is full" thanks Apple, I'll just go delete some photos of my friends and family but at least I'll always have the stocks app
17.
so tell me a little bit about yourself
18.
when you've been failing all your subjects since Year 12 started but you optimistic as fuck about smashing HSC
19.
20.
When you look more like Harry Potter than Harry Potter
21.
*stranger things theme song starts playing* friend 1: pls don't friend 2: don't even think about it- me:
22.
(wake me up inside) SAAAAVE MEHHHH
23.
My mum's just said "life's not all about you and what you want" ??? I'm just ????
24.
An actual conversation between me and a girl I was "dating" in 6th grade
25.
true Australia fact, we have 4 seasons & they're named Autumn, Fuck it's Cold Hey, Magpie Bastards, and Tropical Strength Aerogard
26.
"I see dead people" doesn't refer to Bruce Willis. It refers to a year 12 class between the end of the Trial HSC and graduation.
27.
“YOU WILL STOP SCROLLING THROUGH TWITTER AND START STUDYING SO YOU CAN PASS YOUR EXAMS”