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18 Of Lee Lin Chin's Funniest Tweets

Australia's premiere bad bitch.

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1. When she celebrated 300 followers with these two no-names.

Guess I'll celebrate 300 followers with a threesome then. I can't remember these kids names but they were very vocal

2. When she knew her worth and what she deserved.

Just decided to win the gold next year, I deserve it #TVWEEKLogies

3. When she basically told it like it is.

Your baby isn't special, it's just a poop machine that's a drain on our resources.

4. And when she knew she was living her best life.

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5. When she had her priorities in order.

Lee Lin, why are you single? So I can enjoy my King Double bed without some sweaty idiot hogging the sheets.

6. And knew she didn't have time for unnecessary males.

If I ever adopted a dog it would have to be a girl. I don't have time for random penises walking around my apartment.

7. Unless they were from Home and Away.

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8. Because she knows she can get any man she wants.

As a single woman people ask me if I ever get lonely. Sometimes I do, but thankfully I'm on TV so I can pretty much pick up any man I want.

9. When she knew the value of a sick burn.

"Hey Lee Lin what are you doing tonight?" "Your Mum!" #burn

10. When she put Karl Stefanovic in his place.

.@karlstefanovic you and rest of the world sweetie.

11. And Pharrell.

I hate it when @Pharrell refers to my ass as a spaceship. I don't care how much you want to "ride" it Mister Williams. It isn't for you.

12. When she fondly reminisced on the past.

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13. When she gave the hottest of takes.

Art is essentially masturbation, ultimately useless and selfish.

14. When she had some age defying tricks up her sleeve.

I've never had a child but I can confirm eating placenta has age defying properties #TheFeedSBS2 #beautytips

15. Though she knows there's no point in acting your age anyway.

There's no point in acting your age. If I did I wouldn't be at the pub right now with two 25 year old models.

16. When she gave all Aussies hope.

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17. When she knew her ~value~.

2nd base for me is a trip to Hong Kong.

18. And of course, when she knew she was a bad bitch and deserved to share Taylor's stage.

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