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How Emotionally Unavailable Are You?

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  1. Offer them drugs
    Offer them drugs
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    "There.There" greeting card
    Brush them gently with a broom.
    Brush them gently with a broom.
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    A "Pat. Pat." Hug
    Peace out of there ASAP
    Peace out of there ASAP
    Like their depressed status on Facebook.
    Like their depressed status on Facebook.

How Emotionally Unavailable Are You?

You got: Rihanna at the VMAs

Someone could try to twerk their way into your heart and you would be completely unphased. Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're so hard.

Rihanna at the VMAs
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You got: Emotionless as Kristen Stewart

Are you happy? Are you sad? Are you angry? Are you hungry? Are you sleepy? Who the hell knows.

Emotionless as Kristen Stewart
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You got: You're A Robot!

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto. Wait, aren't you a member of Daft Punk? It's ok if no one really knows whether you are human or robot. Congrats on the Grammy.

You're A Robot!
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You got: You're Frozen!

You're Frozen! There's an icebox where your heart used to be. Your friends call you "Teflon Don", but not because of your criminal past but because emotions just don't stick on you. You do you boo boo.

You're Frozen!
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You got: You're April Ludgate!

You could cut someone with your deadpan stare but you're really a big softee ice cream on the inside for the people you actually care about.

You're April Ludgate!
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