Including the classic, "If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die."
Put these in your dinner rotation.
"Stop encouraging everyone to go to college there is not enough parking"
*at a restaurant with a baby* Separate checks, please.
Trust me, these are 100% accurate.
"You call it Taraweeh, I call it sneaker shopping"
*sits at the table for 5 minutes wondering what's going on*
"This Ramadan remember to watch less Mo Salah and read mo salah"
"Your mcm vanishes in Ramadan because he is a shaitaan"
The BuzzFeed podcast See Something Say Something talks about the pop icon and why it matters so much that he's Muslim and Pakistani.
PSA: It's Ramadan, so please be mindful and retweet all my selfies.
"WHAT TIME IS IFTAR?" - you, every night.
The world is a pretty terrible place right now. Here are some ways to deal with it all.
"#1in5Muslims think Ross and Rachel were on a break."