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Updated on May 9, 2019. Posted on May 8, 2019

25 Hilarious Ramadan Tweets That Aren't "Not Even Water" Jokes

"You call it Taraweeh, I call it sneaker shopping"

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┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ DO NOT SPEAK DURING SEHRI ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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10 years old me when i fast one full fast during Ramadan my parents:

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"Ramadan is monday" "Ramadan is Tuesday" Shaytan:

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siraat al meowstaqeem https://t.co/ZRIbfWnZxY

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When you forget which rakat youre on

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first day of ramadan and these are the ads instagram is serving me

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Ramadan Mubarak! If I hurt you, please use a bandaid.

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rooh afza after getting moved from the shelves at the back of the store to the front display during ramzan

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less than a week until we’ll be looking like this at suhoor for the next 30 days

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when a non muslim says “no ones looking, take a bite” during Ramadan

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You call it taraweeh, I call it sneaker shopping

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What mosque you going to bro ? https://t.co/ctKkgJHIp5

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Blocked all the fine men for Ramadan if u can see this then u kno why

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Females when they’ve been fasting the whole day and just before they break it to eat, they feel their period coming.

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uterus: i’m gonna wait till shordy breaks her fast uterus to uterus: 30 minutes before maghrib it is

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Me, tomorrow morning while everyone's fasting:

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Since Ramadan is coming up in a few days I just want to say that if I ever snapped you out of existence, please find it in your hearts to forgive me. 🤲🏾

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making Muslims go to work during Ramadan is islamophobic, i demand this be a national full month paid vacation

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please pull your pants up before taraweeh starts, no one wants to witness another moon sighting

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It’s time to get into the spirit of Ramadan

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