Buzz·Posted on May 8, 201925 Hilarious Ramadan Tweets That Aren't "Not Even Water" Jokes"You call it Taraweeh, I call it sneaker shopping"by Tabir AkhterBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. werewolf sjw @Akitron First suhoor of the month 08:29 AM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. BiggyCurlz @AmmarahSamaria ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ DO NOT SPEAK DURING SEHRI ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ 05:47 PM - 02 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. SI @IkhwanIdris 10 years old me when i fast one full fast during Ramadan my parents: 02:11 AM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. عديل @humbleakh1 "Ramadan is monday" "Ramadan is Tuesday" Shaytan: 11:18 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. delwar @kakashiulislam siraat al meowstaqeem https://t.co/ZRIbfWnZxY 02:06 AM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Wessam Aljundi “AbuBatata” @itsAbuBatata Every Muslim for the next 30 days 11:14 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Niloo @niloo_rezz When you forget which rakat youre on 10:25 PM - 27 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. brohsen @brohsen first day of ramadan and these are the ads instagram is serving me 04:36 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝒮𝒾𝓇 𝒥 𝐵𝒶𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓉𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐿𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓃 @jolloffset When it’s morning and your family didn’t wake you up for suhoor 05:43 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mouminat @MomentDamer Ramadan Mubarak! If I hurt you, please use a bandaid. 05:25 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. rafay // رافع @ZindagiAzabHai rooh afza after getting moved from the shelves at the back of the store to the front display during ramzan 02:16 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. mihed 🇩🇿 @algerianoncrack less than a week until we’ll be looking like this at suhoor for the next 30 days 10:17 PM - 30 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. caddyboy @NoureZeidan when a non muslim says “no ones looking, take a bite” during Ramadan 11:39 PM - 01 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 🎰 @xbdullxh_ You call it taraweeh, I call it sneaker shopping 08:37 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Abu Bandit @BanditMulla What mosque you going to bro ? https://t.co/ctKkgJHIp5 08:10 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. arya stark stan account @lalanabananaa Blocked all the fine men for Ramadan if u can see this then u kno why 02:52 AM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. im just that guy🤘🏽🤩🤘🏽 @Nabzldn Females when they’ve been fasting the whole day and just before they break it to eat, they feel their period coming. 11:11 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Fathia🇸🇴🇬🇺 @faathiaa uterus: i’m gonna wait till shordy breaks her fast uterus to uterus: 30 minutes before maghrib it is 02:37 AM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Amjad Abu Thursday, MFA @Oh_ItsAmjad Me, tomorrow morning while everyone's fasting: 06:56 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Malik Malik 🏁 @malikthesudani Since Ramadan is coming up in a few days I just want to say that if I ever snapped you out of existence, please find it in your hearts to forgive me. 🤲🏾 04:50 PM - 03 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. franc seawater @sadboynyc making Muslims go to work during Ramadan is islamophobic, i demand this be a national full month paid vacation 05:33 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. خليل @muftidank please pull your pants up before taraweeh starts, no one wants to witness another moon sighting 01:37 AM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Raz @raztweets Every family at suhoor 08:56 PM - 24 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Check 4 a neck (Fan Account) @Beyoncemyroc still 09:42 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. N @paridaze It’s time to get into the spirit of Ramadan 10:35 PM - 29 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite