1. Be an active and willing participant in "photo fraud":
2. Disregard Destiny's Child's advice and say passive aggressive things on the Internet:
For further reference, please read What Is A Subtweet?
3. ...things you would never dare say to another human (or dog for that matter) in real life:
4. But good thing there is still a way to express tone and throw subtle shade on the Internet:
For more on this, please reference The 42 Ways To Type Laughter, Defined
5. OVERREACT WITH ALL CAPS!
"For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction." - Newton's law of the Internet
6. Stage a "having a good time" picture solely for the purpose of sharing it on social media:
7. Draft, delete, and redraft a GChat message to someone you are crushing on:
8. Try with all your power to make sure you don't like a 40 week old picture of someone you are stalking on Instagram:
Instagram lurking is an art from. Gotta make sure you have a steady hand so you don't double tap.