27 Things People Do On The Internet

Thanks to social media, now we can all be True Detectives.

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1. Be an active and willing participant in "photo fraud":

Via sneakymonster.tumblr.com

“I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.”

― Tina Fey

5. OVERREACT WITH ALL CAPS!

"For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction." - Newton's law of the Internet

Damien Fahey@DamienFahey

"For every action there is an unequal and opposite overreaction." - Newton's law of the Internet

06:14 PM - 13 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Try with all your power to make sure you don't like a 40 week old picture of someone you are stalking on Instagram:

Instagram lurking is an art from. Gotta make sure you have a steady hand so you don't double tap.

Melanie LaBeija@LeaveItUp2Mel

Instagram lurking is an art from. Gotta make sure you have a steady hand so you don't double tap.

01:50 AM - 1 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Completely fall head over heels in love with a complete stranger:

Warner Bros. Television / Via 90sbiitch.tumblr.com

"OMG, look he's on vacation!" -Stalker (you)

"OMG, look at his body!" -Stalker (you)

"OMG, his girlfriend isn't even that cute" - Stalker (you)

16. Scream an expletive at the screen every time another person on your Facebook feed gets engaged, married, posts a picture of their child, their perfect life etc.

25. Type out your true thoughts and inner-most feelings in any available text box and then delete it: