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23 Things That Happen When You Date A Skinny Man

"Here, you can sleep in my tracksuit bottoms." "Ummmm."

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4. Because your boyfriend has some kind of superhuman metabolism, he can eat a million times more food than you and not put on weight.

Which is incredibly annoying.

9. And if you're having dinner with his grandparents, they'll practically force-feed him.

Which will mean he'll be too full to do anything fun for the rest of the day.

11. Same goes for most clothes.

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You can buy trousers that fit around the waist, but only come up to his ankles. Or you can buy jackets that fit across the shoulders, but don't reach his wrists.

13. Sleeping in his T-shirts just isn't comfortable.

Sure, they fit. But in a "If I lose a bit of weight for summer, this'll look good" way, rather than in a snuggly boyfriend way.

14. And some of his tracksuit bottoms don't fit you at all, which makes you feel like a whale.

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But you must remember that you are not a whale! He is just a skinny man!

15. From time to time, he will try to ~bulk up~ by eating more snacks.

And watching him eat all the snacks will make you unreasonably jealous.

17. Being really skinny means your S.O. is cold a lot of the time.

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"JESUS CHRIST it is either boiling in here or I am going through the menopause aged 24."

"I'm quite chilly, actually."


21. The first time you strip your S.O., you may discover that he is wearing a vest in order to look bigger.

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