6 Pairings That Guarantee You Won't Want To Miss A Second Of "Celebrity Big Brother"

Dappy. Liz Jones. Lee Ryan. Seriously.

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Really hope the vile Jim Davidson is out first on #CBB not that it'll deflate his massive ego - he's a horrible human being

Justine Ive

@kaikouramonkey

Really hope the vile Jim Davidson is out first on #CBB not that it'll deflate his massive ego - he's a horrible human being

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It's Linda Nolan. She's like, um, one of The Nolan's. Ya know, the one not on Loose Women.

Chris Moyles

@CHRISDJMOYLES

It's Linda Nolan. She's like, um, one of The Nolan's. Ya know, the one not on Loose Women.

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Dappy's like the kind of guy you run away from in oceana

Ella

@ellatheotter

Dappy's like the kind of guy you run away from in oceana

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Keeping in touch with the family who are at home watching #CBB Liz Jones eh? Any chance she could be kept in there forever?

Phillip Schofield

@Schofe

Keeping in touch with the family who are at home watching #CBB Liz Jones eh? Any chance she could be kept in there forever?

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BUT WHATEVER DAPPY DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OK.

That's why he told the Metro, "If someone says that their willy is bigger, I will have a measure-up."

3. TOWIE's Sam Faiers and Jasmine Waltz have been tied up.

Jasmin appears to be famous for sleeping with David Arquette and punching Lindsay Lohan, FYI.

What a fabulous show. I am so proud of my BFF @SamanthaFaiers she looked absolutely beautiful. Can't wait for this series. #Sam2WinCbb

Ferne McCann

@fernemccann

What a fabulous show. I am so proud of my BFF @SamanthaFaiers she looked absolutely beautiful. Can't wait for this series. #Sam2WinCbb

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This was Lee Ryan's last tweet before entering the house.

"You cannot create experience. You must undergo it." (Albert Camus)

Lee Ryan

@LeeRyanMusic

"You cannot create experience. You must undergo it." (Albert Camus)

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Wishing my very good friend and beautiful boy @ollielocke the very best of luck in the @CelebBigBrother house! He's gonna win hands DOWN! ;)

Alexandra Felstead

@BinkyFelstead

Wishing my very good friend and beautiful boy @ollielocke the very best of luck in the @CelebBigBrother house! He's gonna win hands DOWN! ;)

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But also, this.

Dear the universe: should you have any meteorites going spare, Jim Davidson is in the same place as Luisa Zissman and Lee Ryan #CBB

fleetstreetfox

@fleetstreetfox

Dear the universe: should you have any meteorites going spare, Jim Davidson is in the same place as Luisa Zissman and Lee Ryan #CBB

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