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Landlords be like “it’s an old building” alright then I’ll pay old rent, here’s 20 bucks it’s a fortune
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My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe
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Depop resellers Landlords 🤝 no real job and stealing from the poor https://t.co/n9rcX0ygfr
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Credit scores are astrology for landlords
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LANDLORDS: give us money so we can maintain the house TENANTS: okay TENANTS: can you fix the blinds or the chairs or the window lock LANDLORDS: no
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can u imagine if someobody privatized air and literally started selling air for profit that would be crazy lol anyway i gotta go pay my water bill before my landlord kicks me out of my apt
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love it when landlords say you can't sign a lease until you have a job. you first babe ❤️
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landlords really dont deserve rights
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first email to landlord: “hey dave I’m sure you’re busy and I hate to be a bother but we noticed...” third email to landlord: “Mr. Whittington—I trust that you’re familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding the rights and expectations of tenants pursuant t
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there should be a group that pairs white women who love to complain with exploited tenants who need to fight with their landlords
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landlords really want us paying full price for February. FEBRUARY. Lmao grow up.
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Centrists: C’mon, folks. Stop being mean to landlords. They have human empathy, just like the rest of us. Landlords:
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even the title landlord is so DUMB. “”lord”” of the “”land”” 💀 pack it up farquaad
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landlords are addicted to being like I have given you the ugliest fucking cabinets in the world & if u do anything to them I’ll kill u
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yes id like the landlord special please
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I lost my job bc of the virus and emailed my landlord asking if they’re doing anything to help their residents during this time and she had the audacity to tell me to........... just get another job ........................................
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tenant: *earns money* landlord:
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Y’all, does my landlord think he’s being “relatable” and “cool” with this or....??
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insead of paying rent we should just clap for landlords instead. if its good enouth for nuses landlords should have no issue getting by on it.
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Even the name “landlord” don’t sound right...lord of the land? Says who??
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my landlord just interrupted me with the phrase “i know you’re about to start rambling about the mayor’s guidelines and your rights”
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A dating app but it helps people find their landlord's other tenants so they can organize a rent strike