Skip To Content
  • collegemonth badge
  • lol badge

16 Reasons We Clearly Need To Put Drunk People In Charge


1. They care.

2. They're innovative and unafraid of new ideas and outcomes.

3. They always make sure to give back.

4. They have brilliant minds and enviable work ethics.

5. They never tire. Seemingly ever.

6. They're not afraid to call things as they see them.

7. They have great strategic execution when facing opponents.

8. They empathize with others.

9. They're not afraid to take a risk, even if it doesn't work out the way they had hoped.

10. They make sure they're where they need to be. By any means necessary.

11. They're effective communicators.

12. They care deeply about animals. And their use of tulle.

13. They're confident and concise in front of the camera.

so today my dad came upstairs in a cold sweat and told me to come downstairs w my phone because he wanted to film a 7 minute YouTube tutorial about painting & drinking... i bring you the next YouTube sensation & the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

14. They work through every detail, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant.

15. They're stable, strong, and walk with purpose.

16. And lastly, here's literally all the proof you need: