1.Having to stand in a cramped-ass elevator? With a bunch of middle-aged men sweating through their suits?! Yeah, I'm preeeeetty glad I'm not Mark Zuckerberg right now.
2.I'd probably look like this too if I had to testify in front of Congress...
3....in this ~quite~ ominous setting.
4.*gulps*
5.Never mind the CAMERAS?!?!?!
6.I mean, can someone at least get the guy some POWDER for that shine?!?!?!
7.Like binch, the fuck?
8.Sure, I don't have a net worth of $64.1 billion, but at least I don't have this v literal CLOSE 👏 UP 👏 of me available on Getty Images!!!!!!!!!!
9.Or this angle!!!!!!
10.A Dutch angle? Really?
11."OMG, DELETE THAT!!!" — Mark Zuckerberg, probably
12.This literally makes me have to nervous poop a little.
13.This is giving me flashbacks to when my parents confronted me about spreading a rumor that my sister consistently made out with her Cabbage Patch doll after she stole my Abercrombie shirt in sixth grade.
14.Like, I need to text my therapist after looking at this.
15.*Googles breathing exercises*
16.I'm... I'm gonna throw up.
17.If I was The Zuck™, I would not be pleased by this.
18.Like, absolutely not.
19.KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!
20.Come to think of it, I kinda don't wanna be a powerful, Ivy League-educated billionaire with under-eye bags anymore. Bye!
