As many of you know, this man is Arie Luyendyk Jr., aka the title role on the 22nd season of ABC's The Bachelor.
Clearly, Arie has gray hair. And according to People, he is "just embracing it!"
Now I don't want anyone to think I have a problem with gray-haired men, because I absolutely DO NOT.
What I am suspicious of, though, is the authenticity of Arie's salt-and-pepper locks.
THAT'S RIGHT. I believe that Arie Luyendyk Jr. has GUYLIGHTS.
Why do I think this, you ask? Let's examine the evidence.
EXHIBIT A: the show's "diversity."
How will the Bachelor ever choose which Blonde Ombre Woman to make his wIFE?????
A lot of fans weren't exactly thrilled with Arie as the new bachelor. Sure, there's nothing WRONG with him, but after Rachel Lindsay made history last season as the show's first person of color bachelorette, it seems regressive to go back to featuring a cis, white male and a predominantly white cast. Something needed to be done to make Arie different, so naturally, someone was like, "GIVE HIM GRAY GUYLIGHTS!!!"
EXHIBIT B: the age-difference drama.
*Takes out laser pointer*
And lastly...
EXHIBIT C: his eyebrows.
