So I recently rewatched High School Musical for the first time in a while, and it brought up some newly discovered ~feelings~ that, quite frankly, I was unprepared for.
Specifically, feelings for Troy Bolton's dad.
MY 12-YEAR-OLD SELF DID NOT REMEMBER COACH BOLTON BEING SUCH A GODDAMN SNACK!!!
EVERYONE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "ZOMG BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ZAC AS TROY?!" AND I'M OVER HERE LIKE:
But when I see Jack Bolton, I'm like:
HE'S SOOOOOOY FINE!!!
Sure, he had some asshole moments in the movie, but I DARE you to rewatch HSM and NOT feel some type of way about Jack Bolton.
He fulfills the classic movie trope of ~bad boy who's actually really sensitive but refuses to let people see his soft side~ and IDK, maybe I'm stupid for falling into this psychological trap, but I am HERE 👏 FOR 👏 IT. 👏
Also, this happened, so my feelings and subsequent Wildcat pride have only intensified:
In conclusion, Jack Bolton is a total zaddy...
...and Troy Bolton is canceled. Thanks for reading!
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So would you doink Coach Bolton?
vote votesOMG YES AND ALSO PLS GIVE US AN HSM SPINOFF STARRING COACH BOLTON K THX BYE
vote votesEw, NO!!! I'm ~always and 5evr~ a Troy stan!!!!!
vote votes...Wait, we're not gonna talk about the palpable sexual tension between Coach Bolton and Ms. Darbus?!