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Troy Bolton's Dad Is So Hot And I'm Just Realizing This 12 Years Later

Troy? Never heard of him.

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So I recently rewatched High School Musical for the first time in a while, and it brought up some newly discovered ~feelings~ that, quite frankly, I was unprepared for.

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Specifically, feelings for Troy Bolton's dad.

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Because, UM...?!?!?!?!?!?!

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MY 12-YEAR-OLD SELF DID NOT REMEMBER COACH BOLTON BEING SUCH A GODDAMN SNACK!!!

Oh how my tastes have ~matured~.
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Oh how my tastes have ~matured~.

EVERYONE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "ZOMG BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ZAC AS TROY?!" AND I'M OVER HERE LIKE:

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But when I see Jack Bolton, I'm like:

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HE'S SOOOOOOY FINE!!!

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Sure, he had some asshole moments in the movie, but I DARE you to rewatch HSM and NOT feel some type of way about Jack Bolton.

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He fulfills the classic movie trope of ~bad boy who's actually really sensitive but refuses to let people see his soft side~ and IDK, maybe I'm stupid for falling into this psychological trap, but I am HERE 👏 FOR 👏 IT. 👏

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Also, this happened, so my feelings and subsequent Wildcat pride have only intensified:

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LIIIIIIIIIIKE...

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In conclusion, Jack Bolton is a total zaddy...

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...and Troy Bolton is canceled. Thanks for reading!

  1. So would you doink Coach Bolton?

    So would you doink Coach Bolton?
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    OMG YES AND ALSO PLS GIVE US AN HSM SPINOFF STARRING COACH BOLTON K THX BYE
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    Ew, NO!!! I'm ~always and 5evr~ a Troy stan!!!!!
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    ...Wait, we're not gonna talk about the palpable sexual tension between Coach Bolton and Ms. Darbus?!
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So would you doink Coach Bolton?
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    vote votes
    OMG YES AND ALSO PLS GIVE US AN HSM SPINOFF STARRING COACH BOLTON K THX BYE
  2.  
    vote votes
    Ew, NO!!! I'm ~always and 5evr~ a Troy stan!!!!!
  3.  
    vote votes
    ...Wait, we're not gonna talk about the palpable sexual tension between Coach Bolton and Ms. Darbus?!
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