Celebrity·Posted on Jan 6, 2018Don't Read This If You're Afraid Of Getting Caught In The Tom Hanks Thirst TrapWARNING: Thirst trap ahead. Continue at your own risk.by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This is Tom Hanks. He's been called America's dad, the best actor of his generation, and simply, "a good guy." But I'm here today to tell you that he is also something else: A CERTIFIED ORGANIC CHUNK OF HUUUUUUUNK! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And I don't care if you're a man, woman, non-binary, gay, straight, what have you — Tom Hanks is your celebrity crush now. Tom Hanks has aged like the expensive cheese people put out at fancy parties that you eat waaaaaayyyy too much of but you can't fucking stop. I mean... A little salt and pepper only adds more flava. Just sayin'. Not that he was lacking flava to begin with... 👀 👀 👀 But aside from his good looks, Tom here has a lot else to offer. He writes books! And look how proud of it he is! PRESH!!! He's a goddamn Medal of Freedom recipient!!! He made Halloween and SNL relevant again!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He takes the time to engage with the youth culture! HE LOVES AND SUPPORTS HIS WIFE SO MUCH! IT'S BEAUTIFUL BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT HURTS ME SO!!! Tom Hanks @tomhanks What a babe! What a record! Favorite track? “Just Say Yes”. Hanx @ritawilson https://t.co/JQMdJMWBlO 04:46 PM - 11 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite THIS. Everything about this. View this video on YouTube youtube.com He has a really great Instagram where he essentially just takes pictures of lost items in random places. View this photo on Instagram And his Twitter is nothing but wondrous, wondrous dad jokes. Tom Hanks @tomhanks Does this shadow make me look fat? Hanx 02:54 PM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite ~Hanx~ Tom Hanks @tomhanks Came to a lost fork in the sea, so I took it. Hanx 06:23 PM - 19 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TOM HANKS YET?!?!?!?!?!?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oh ALSO, Tom Hanks is such a fucking perfect man that some satirist actually wrote this headline, almost sending me straight into cardiac arrest: In conclusion, Tom Hanks is the only man worthy to be any of our celeb crushes, and that is FINAL. FINAL. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF