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15 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Sex Questions...Like, Maybe Ever

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    Have sex in front of your parents?
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    Or have to watch your parents have sex?
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    Be the plus one in a couple's threesome?
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    Or have a threesome with your significant other, and bring in a third?
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    Walk around your office/school all day with your favorite porn category labeled on your forehead?
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    Or have a vivid sex dream about your boss and have to tell them — and the rest of your team — about it, in detail, at the next board meeting?
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    Have sex while blindfolded?
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    Or handcuffed?
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    Only have sex with your worst lay for the rest of your life?
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    Or have the most mind-blowing have sex once and then never have sex again for the rest of your life?
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    Have your partner only be able to use their hands during foreplay?
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    Or have them only be able to use their mouth?
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    Have your parents walk in on you having sex in their bed?
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    Or show your parents your entire porn search history?
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    Have sex in an extremely haunted place?
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    Or have sex in an extremely dirty place?
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    Hear dirty talk, but their voice is ridiculously annoying and makes you wanna die?
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    Or have 100% silent sex?
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    Have missionary sex with someone who has horrible, horrible breath?
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    Or doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their butt after going #2?
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    Give up sex for a year?
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    Or give up masturbating for a year?
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    Only have sex in the shower?
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    Or only have sex on the floor?
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    Only watch weird porn parodies of SpongeBob SquarePants when you masturbate?
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    Or only watch Two Girls, One Cup when you masturbate?
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14. Would you rather...
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    Be cursed with bad sex for the next 5 years?
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    Or not have sex for a year?
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15. Would you rather...
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    Be able to have sex, but only if a tarantula is crawling on you?
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    Or never have sex again?