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men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel.
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Real men bottle up all they trauma and die of heart failure at 46
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new chapstick for men just dropped
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"girls tend to fall for men who are similiar to their fathe-" [GUNSHOT]
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jennifer’s body is unrealistic because if i had a friend that was terrorizing men i would mind my business
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Men: aStRoLogY iS Fake! Also men:
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men
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After turning 35, men must make a decision; to either get really into World War 2 history, or really into smoking various meats
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men be like "i can't do this" and the this is just communicate
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me being polite to creepy men so I don’t get murdered
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MEN ! whats are the biggest red flags u notice in women? asking so that i can become them all ✍🏽
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First tattoo 💉🙈
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men will literally find out their health insurance doesn't cover therapy instead of going to therapy
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society has evolved past the need for men
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why is everything so easy for men???? no pms???? no periods??? no brain???? nothing just vibes
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when men expects us to be pretty and skinny. ok mf why can't you be harry styles?
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I heard these are really good skincare products for men❤️
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Men are NOT: - their genitals - their height - their ability to grow body hair Men ARE: - a miserable little pile of secrets
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Men be depressed and in a dark space and be like “let me take this girl out get to know her and waste her time cuz she looks happy”
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men be like "i want you" then go flirt with everyone
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men will get rejected by one woman and be like ‘no more Mr nice guy’
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are any men aware of how uncomfortable their mere presence makes people bc i don’t think they get it
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home depot would be a very peaceful place to shop if men didn’t exist
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if i say "i hate men" and you respond "what about me" then especially you