24 Tweets That Hilariously Obliterated Men This Month
It's that ✨time of the month✨ again...
DISCLAIMER: I obviously did not write these tweets!!! I simply think they're funny and wanted to share them with you guys. Please enjoy. And if one of these tweets hits home with you, please be sure to follow the person who tweeted it to ensure that your Twitter feed stays full of funny jokes about men. Enjoy!
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men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel.
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Real men bottle up all they trauma and die of heart failure at 46
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new chapstick for men just dropped
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!["girls tend to fall for men who are similiar to their fathe-" [GUNSHOT]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1333881721297702913/1j-4Cdux_normal.jpg)
"girls tend to fall for men who are similiar to their fathe-" [GUNSHOT]
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jennifer’s body is unrealistic because if i had a friend that was terrorizing men i would mind my business
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Men: aStRoLogY iS Fake! Also men:
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men
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After turning 35, men must make a decision; to either get really into World War 2 history, or really into smoking various meats
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men be like "i can't do this" and the this is just communicate
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me being polite to creepy men so I don’t get murdered
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MEN ! whats are the biggest red flags u notice in women? asking so that i can become them all ✍🏽
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First tattoo 💉🙈
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men will literally find out their health insurance doesn't cover therapy instead of going to therapy
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society has evolved past the need for men
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why is everything so easy for men???? no pms???? no periods??? no brain???? nothing just vibes
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when men expects us to be pretty and skinny. ok mf why can't you be harry styles?
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I heard these are really good skincare products for men❤️
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Men are NOT: - their genitals - their height - their ability to grow body hair Men ARE: - a miserable little pile of secrets
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Men be depressed and in a dark space and be like “let me take this girl out get to know her and waste her time cuz she looks happy”
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men be like "i want you" then go flirt with everyone
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men will get rejected by one woman and be like ‘no more Mr nice guy’
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are any men aware of how uncomfortable their mere presence makes people bc i don’t think they get it
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home depot would be a very peaceful place to shop if men didn’t exist
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if i say "i hate men" and you respond "what about me" then especially you