You know what Johnny Depp hates more than anything? Actors turned musicians.
Depp says he's sickened by the whole thing, which means he's probably sickened by his Mortdecai co-star, Gwyneth Paltrow, who's used her fame to push a few singles.
1. Bruce Willis
First impression: Bruce had hair. Bruce ruled the '80s and '90s. So one day after a few drinks Bruce decided to drop an album.
Memorable song: "Respect Yourself"
2. Scarlett Johansson
First impression: Indie and, to some, pretentious. And both albums are exactly what you'd expect from ScarJo.
Memorable song: "Falling Down"
3. Eddie Murphy
First impression: Comedian, actor, musician. What couldn't Eddie Murphy do in the '80s and '90s?
Memorable song: "Boogie In Your Butt"
4. Juliette Lewis
First impression: If Karen O and The Donnas had a weird baby it would be Juliette and the Licks.
Memorable song: "Sticky Honey"
5. Billy Bob Thornton
First impression: When your kind of cool uncle begins listening to Uncle Cracker, Puddle of Mudd, and country music and starts a band in his garage.
Memorable song: "Angelina"
6. Jared Leto
7. Jamie Foxx
First impression: Oscar and Grammy winner. Possibly the most legit musician on this list.
Memorable song: "Blame It"
8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
9. Leonard Nimoy
First impression: Space-y music from the grooviest guy in space.
Memorable song: "Love Of The Common People"
10. Steven Seagal
First impression: What do you get when you give the most badass guy on the planet a guitar? A sensitive crooner.
Memorable song: "Girl It's Alright"