The world is full of people doing vital work for humanity — doctors, teachers, scientists, peacemakers — but Twitter user Richard Cook just did something more important and necessary than all of those fuckers combined.
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.
Richard spent the last week hiding a ~very special~ message on his Twitter timeline, and, well, you owe it to yourself to read it right now:
YUP. In case you've never seen Shrek or Rat Race or pretty much any movie made in 2001, our dear friend Richard is quoting the hit song "All Star" by Smash Mouth:
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And Richard's been secretly planting the song's iconic opening verse on his TL for an entire week, without anyone noticing.
It just keeps going...
...and going...
...and going.
After Richard made his ~stunning reveal~ this morning, the internet rightfully paid their respects:
@cookywook you masterful motherfucker
@papsby @cookywook It's actually almost making me angry, it's that good
@cookywook @Tweet_Dec I bow down to you, the King of Twitter
BuzzFeed reached out to Richard for comment, and this is all he had to say about his massive, weeklong troll:
"All that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold."
It's perfect, Richard. Touché.
