🚨 Warning: Sad post about a chicken's mortality below. 🚨
As you may or may not be aware, Jennifer Garner has pet chickens. Lots of 'em!
Unfortunately, on Wednesday, one of those chickens passed away. And Jennifer documented the entire ordeal in a darkly funny video that she just shared on Instagram.
"I've got to get Gonnyi to the hospital, quick," she says while driving. "I've never been a chicken but I know this isn't right. Part of her insides are coming out...the wrong way."
"This is not what the Lord had in mind for this chicken."
"...Is she alive?" she asks the person recording, afraid to look.
The chicken was still alive, so Jennifer lugs it into the vet's office.
She had to fill out tons of paperwork, which included a question about the chicken's "work address."
"Don't look now, but the vet techs are all eating Chick-Fil-A," she notes with a grim laugh.
There was a minor catastrophe when the chicken freaked out...
...and scattered its sawdust bedding everywhere...
...which Jennifer dutifully cleaned up herself.
"We're leaving without a chicken, but all is not lost," she tells the camera. "I don't know. Maybe it'll be okay!"
The video then immediately cuts to this:
You can watch Jennifer's whole journey here:
Rest in peace, Gonnyi!!! 😭😭😭
