Jennifer Garner has only been on Instagram for two months and she's already given us classics like her crying over the Broadway show Hamilton while high off laughing gas and Novocain after a dentist visit:
And her son learning to spell:
In her latest post, the new Instagram icon introduced us to one of her pet chickens, but you might want to stay away from this bird, because she's named after a mean, mean girl:
YUP, Jennifer Garner has a pet chicken named Regina George, and TBH, I SEE IT:
"Garner, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
"At least you guys can wear halters. I've got rooster shoulders."
"Is he bothering you? Ben, why are you such a skeeze?"