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    Updated on Feb 11, 2019. Posted on Feb 7, 2019

    Please Do Not Read This Post If You Watched Disney Movies As A Child

    "It's okay to have 101 Dalmatians in your yard."

    Disney movies: We all grew up with them, we all love them, and if we're being honest, we all know they're a little messed up sometimes.

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    That's why a recent Reddit thread asked users, "What’s the worst lesson someone could learn from a Disney movie?" The conversation quickly went viral, as more and more people started sharing the screwed up stuff they learned from Disney movies as a kid.

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    Here are some of the funniest, craziest, and most eye-opening responses:

    1. "Great things happen to kids when their parents die."

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    2. "If you are pure of heart, you can approach wild animals. Unless you want 20 rabies shots in the stomach, don't do this."

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    3. "If you see a woman sleeping, just go right up to her and start kissing."

    4. "Don't try to kill all those friendly rats in your kitchen, they'll help you cook gourmet meals."

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    5. "You can tell someone is a villain by their facial hair."

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    6. "Just repeatedly bludgeon someone with a cast-iron skillet, so hard that they black out. They'll be fine, don't worry. And it's funny!"

    7. "It's okay to have 101 dalmatians in your yard."

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    8. "True love can come from a kidnapping."

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    9. "That glass shoes are cool. Who the fuck wears glass shoes?! Somebody who wants a severed Achilles tendon the first time they go dancing, that’s who."

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    10. "Your waist should be the size of your neck."

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    11. "Hereditary monarchies are the only morally justifiable system of government."

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    12. "If you don't have a dress for the ball at the castle, just go and sulk in a room full of rodents."

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    13. "Bad people are ugly. Good people look beautiful."

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    14. "Stepmoms are evil."

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    15. "To expect the general public to burst into song at any moment."

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    16. "From Aladdin, I thought melons could easily be cracked open over my knee. Some tears and a very bruised knee later, I found that this was not, in fact, a real thing."

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    17. "Just keep dreaming and wishing. It will definitely come true."

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    18. "Everyone in a kingdom has a different shoe size."

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    19. "A man you’ve never even talked to, only admired from afar, is worth selling your soul to the devil for. No, Ariel, no."

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    20. "Let a strange old lady into your home or you'll be cursed."

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    21. "It's okay to fuck a beast."

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    22. "As a woman you need a man in order to escape servitude or capture."

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    Note: Some responses have been edited for length or clarity.

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