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29 Times B.J. Novak's Fictional Sister Keough Was The Sassiest Teen On Twitter

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B.J. Novak, star of The Office and author of One More Thing and The Book With No Pictures, has the sassiest teenage sister in the world. She's into HBO Go and calling people out. She's also fictional.

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B.J. and his brothers Jesse and Lev created her to fill the void of not having a sister, and she's amazing. Here's all the proof you need.

1. When she was not here for Team Snapchat's shit.

I better not hear a goddamn word from Team Snapchat on New Year's Eve

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

I better not hear a goddamn word from Team Snapchat on New Year's Eve

3:53 AM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Or the "rats" in her drama club:

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3. When she dragged us:

@BuzzFeed you lost me at "have to visit"

4. When she was goal oriented, at B.J's expense.

Career Goals: 1. Become youngest contributor @girlcode 2. Become Mindy Project staff writer, kill off brother's character in 1st script

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

Career Goals: 1. Become youngest contributor @girlcode 2. Become Mindy Project staff writer, kill off brother's character in 1st script

10:12 AM - 27 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. When she was goal-oriented at the expense of the people who would mistakenly assume she was stupid.

I want to be so hot that people assume I'm stupid

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

I want to be so hot that people assume I'm stupid

1:42 PM - 20 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. When she created the perfect literary mashup.

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7. When she really wished Mindy Kaling had a Hawaii food Tumblr.

“@mindykaling: Oh is this not my Hawaii food tumblr” YOU HAVE A HAWAII FOOD TUMBLR???

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

“@mindykaling: Oh is this not my Hawaii food tumblr” YOU HAVE A HAWAII FOOD TUMBLR???

3:02 PM - 23 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. When she knew the value of a truly great tagged photo.

If there were a picture of me robbing a bank but I looked 💯 I'd probably just post it

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

If there were a picture of me robbing a bank but I looked I'd probably just post it

8:24 AM - 20 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. When she declared cinema dead.

Sorry but every movie looks stupid

10. When she felt the need to verify her very existence.

What if I just get a blue checkmark tattooed on my face

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

What if I just get a blue checkmark tattooed on my face

12:10 PM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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11. When she dropped this truth bomb.

The difference between real life and the way life looks on Instagram = the difference between winter and the way winter looks on Instagram

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

The difference between real life and the way life looks on Instagram = the difference between winter and the way winter looks on Instagram

10:47 AM - 14 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. When she had an interesting take on the Taylor Swift vs Spotify situation.

I always root for the underdog against the big scary corporation, so I'm Team Spotify on this one

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

I always root for the underdog against the big scary corporation, so I'm Team Spotify on this one

10:04 AM - 13 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. When she was feeling ~vintage~

I want a huge phone like the one in the apartment on Friends

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

I want a huge phone like the one in the apartment on Friends

6:08 PM - 18 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When she came up with a better idea than Thanksgiving.

As nice as Thanksgiving is, I would really enjoy a holiday based around complaining

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

As nice as Thanksgiving is, I would really enjoy a holiday based around complaining

8:05 AM - 19 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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15. When she was like "NOPE" to Nirvana.

The only thing I'm sure I do not smell like is teen spirit

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

The only thing I'm sure I do not smell like is teen spirit

5:18 PM - 21 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. When she was forced to clarify.

17. When she had this scary thought.

Imagine how much more successful McDonald's would be if their mascot wasn't a creepy AF clown

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

Imagine how much more successful McDonald's would be if their mascot wasn't a creepy AF clown

2:28 AM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. When she was as confused as anyone else following Rihanna's Instagram.

What the hell is going on at Rihanna's Thanksgiving

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

What the hell is going on at Rihanna's Thanksgiving

2:14 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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19. When she punk'd her mother.

Great prank: leave "16 and pregnant apply casting" on your mom's Google search history

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

Great prank: leave "16 and pregnant apply casting" on your mom's Google search history

6:17 AM - 29 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. When she offered this timeless advice.

If you don't want me to subtweet you, live a better version of your life

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

If you don't want me to subtweet you, live a better version of your life

8:26 AM - 30 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. When she was generous.

Does anyone want the remaining hours of my day? I'm done

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

Does anyone want the remaining hours of my day? I'm done

8:54 AM - 04 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. When she was frustrated with a nursery rhyme.

"It's raining" got it "it's pouring" got it I'll get my umbrella "the old man is snoring" that's irrelevant

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

"It's raining" got it "it's pouring" got it I'll get my umbrella "the old man is snoring" that's irrelevant

6:55 PM - 12 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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23. When she asked this important question.

24. When she tweeted this piece of wisdom.

I think "let's get drunk on the minibar" is the exact opposite of "let's bring our own candy to the theater"

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

I think "let's get drunk on the minibar" is the exact opposite of "let's bring our own candy to the theater"

4:25 PM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. When she knew who held all the power in a break-up.

The smartest thing you can do if you text your ex is say nice things about your ex's friends bc they will be making all key decisions here

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

The smartest thing you can do if you text your ex is say nice things about your ex's friends bc they will be making all key decisions here

6:36 AM - 29 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26. When she was concerned for her friend.

How do you tell a friend she's going off brand?

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

How do you tell a friend she's going off brand?

7:25 AM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. When she knew that Valencia reigned supreme over all other Instagram filters.

If the government mandated Valencia-filtered contact lenses to every man woman and child I wouldn't necessarily be 100% opposed

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

If the government mandated Valencia-filtered contact lenses to every man woman and child I wouldn't necessarily be 100% opposed

8:58 AM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. When she knew she was being lied to.

"I bet Cara Delevigne did her homework" ACTUALLY MOM I BET SHE DIDN'T

Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

"I bet Cara Delevigne did her homework" ACTUALLY MOM I BET SHE DIDN'T

3:15 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. And when she kept it real, despite her ever-growing fame.