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    29 Times B.J. Novak's Fictional Sister Keough Was The Sassiest Teen On Twitter

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    B.J. Novak, star of The Office and author of One More Thing and The Book With No Pictures, has the sassiest teenage sister in the world. She's into HBO Go and calling people out. She's also fictional.

    1. When she was not here for Team Snapchat's shit.

    I better not hear a goddamn word from Team Snapchat on New Year's Eve

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    I better not hear a goddamn word from Team Snapchat on New Year's Eve

    3:53 AM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. Or the "rats" in her drama club:

    3. When she dragged us:

    @BuzzFeed you lost me at "have to visit"

    4. When she was goal oriented, at B.J's expense.

    Career Goals: 1. Become youngest contributor @girlcode 2. Become Mindy Project staff writer, kill off brother's character in 1st script

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    Career Goals: 1. Become youngest contributor @girlcode 2. Become Mindy Project staff writer, kill off brother's character in 1st script

    10:12 AM - 27 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. When she was goal-oriented at the expense of the people who would mistakenly assume she was stupid.

    I want to be so hot that people assume I'm stupid

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    I want to be so hot that people assume I'm stupid

    1:42 PM - 20 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. When she created the perfect literary mashup.

    7. When she really wished Mindy Kaling had a Hawaii food Tumblr.

    “@mindykaling: Oh is this not my Hawaii food tumblr” YOU HAVE A HAWAII FOOD TUMBLR???

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    “@mindykaling: Oh is this not my Hawaii food tumblr” YOU HAVE A HAWAII FOOD TUMBLR???

    3:02 PM - 23 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. When she knew the value of a truly great tagged photo.

    If there were a picture of me robbing a bank but I looked 💯 I'd probably just post it

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    If there were a picture of me robbing a bank but I looked I'd probably just post it

    8:24 AM - 20 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. When she declared cinema dead.

    Sorry but every movie looks stupid

    10. When she felt the need to verify her very existence.

    What if I just get a blue checkmark tattooed on my face

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    What if I just get a blue checkmark tattooed on my face

    12:10 PM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. When she dropped this truth bomb.

    The difference between real life and the way life looks on Instagram = the difference between winter and the way winter looks on Instagram

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    The difference between real life and the way life looks on Instagram = the difference between winter and the way winter looks on Instagram

    10:47 AM - 14 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. When she had an interesting take on the Taylor Swift vs Spotify situation.

    I always root for the underdog against the big scary corporation, so I'm Team Spotify on this one

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    I always root for the underdog against the big scary corporation, so I'm Team Spotify on this one

    10:04 AM - 13 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. When she was feeling ~vintage~

    I want a huge phone like the one in the apartment on Friends

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    I want a huge phone like the one in the apartment on Friends

    6:08 PM - 18 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14. When she came up with a better idea than Thanksgiving.

    As nice as Thanksgiving is, I would really enjoy a holiday based around complaining

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    As nice as Thanksgiving is, I would really enjoy a holiday based around complaining

    8:05 AM - 19 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. When she was like "NOPE" to Nirvana.

    The only thing I'm sure I do not smell like is teen spirit

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    The only thing I'm sure I do not smell like is teen spirit

    5:18 PM - 21 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. When she was forced to clarify.

    17. When she had this scary thought.

    Imagine how much more successful McDonald's would be if their mascot wasn't a creepy AF clown

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    Imagine how much more successful McDonald's would be if their mascot wasn't a creepy AF clown

    2:28 AM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. When she was as confused as anyone else following Rihanna's Instagram.

    What the hell is going on at Rihanna's Thanksgiving

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    What the hell is going on at Rihanna's Thanksgiving

    2:14 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19. When she punk'd her mother.

    Great prank: leave "16 and pregnant apply casting" on your mom's Google search history

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    Great prank: leave "16 and pregnant apply casting" on your mom's Google search history

    6:17 AM - 29 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20. When she offered this timeless advice.

    If you don't want me to subtweet you, live a better version of your life

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    If you don't want me to subtweet you, live a better version of your life

    8:26 AM - 30 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21. When she was generous.

    Does anyone want the remaining hours of my day? I'm done

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    Does anyone want the remaining hours of my day? I'm done

    8:54 AM - 04 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22. When she was frustrated with a nursery rhyme.

    "It's raining" got it "it's pouring" got it I'll get my umbrella "the old man is snoring" that's irrelevant

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    "It's raining" got it "it's pouring" got it I'll get my umbrella "the old man is snoring" that's irrelevant

    6:55 PM - 12 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23. When she asked this important question.

    24. When she tweeted this piece of wisdom.

    I think "let's get drunk on the minibar" is the exact opposite of "let's bring our own candy to the theater"

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    I think "let's get drunk on the minibar" is the exact opposite of "let's bring our own candy to the theater"

    4:25 PM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25. When she knew who held all the power in a break-up.

    The smartest thing you can do if you text your ex is say nice things about your ex's friends bc they will be making all key decisions here

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    The smartest thing you can do if you text your ex is say nice things about your ex's friends bc they will be making all key decisions here

    6:36 AM - 29 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    26. When she was concerned for her friend.

    How do you tell a friend she's going off brand?

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    How do you tell a friend she's going off brand?

    7:25 AM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    27. When she knew that Valencia reigned supreme over all other Instagram filters.

    If the government mandated Valencia-filtered contact lenses to every man woman and child I wouldn't necessarily be 100% opposed

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    If the government mandated Valencia-filtered contact lenses to every man woman and child I wouldn't necessarily be 100% opposed

    8:58 AM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    28. When she knew she was being lied to.

    "I bet Cara Delevigne did her homework" ACTUALLY MOM I BET SHE DIDN'T

    Keough Novak@KeoNovakFollow

    "I bet Cara Delevigne did her homework" ACTUALLY MOM I BET SHE DIDN'T

    3:15 AM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    29. And when she kept it real, despite her ever-growing fame.

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