1. When people say “BRB” and don’t come back
2. Movie and TV spoilers on Tumblr
4. Learning your new Twitter follower is spam
9. Madonna’s cover of American Pie
12. When people spell your name wrong
15. Every One Millon Moms protest
16. Meetings about meetings
22. Dropped calls
23. Stepping on gum
29. Zooey Deschanel’s iPhone commercial
31. Lost’s unanswered questions
- The White House continued to defend rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Republican members of Congress face angry town halls flooded with voters opposing Obamacare repeal and other parts of the Trump agenda.
- Indiana police released chilling audio in the case two teens found dead in the woods — a voice captured on one of their phones saying "down the hill."
- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos defended the Trump administration rescinding transgender protections, despite reports she opposed the effort.