1. Like when the fifth illuminated snowflake didn’t turn into an Olympic ring.
2. Or when the teams started entering the stadium.
3. And when the Olympian from Austria fell on the ground.
4. Or when he showed no mercy on the Olympic torch.
5. Or when he regrettably lit the Olympic flame.
6. At least he’ll never look as bored as Queen Elizabeth during the London Olympics.
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