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Would you rather be forced to speak like Borat every time you have sex OR have your partner(s) only speak like Borat during sex?

Side-by-side of a shirtless Chris Evans in "Not Another Teen Movie" and Dakota Johnson in "50 Shades of Grey"

Você preferiria ser obrigado(a) a falar como Borat sempre que transasse OU que seu/sua parceiro(a) falasse como Borat durante o sexo?

Você está prestes a entrar em um jogo simples e safado. Tudo o que precisa fazer é clicar no cenário NSFW que preferiria vivenciar. Para que fique mais divertido, você pode ver como as outras pessoas responderam às mesmas perguntas. Aproveite (e eu sinto muito, muito mesmo).

15 perguntas "você preferiria" NSFW pelas quais eu sinto muito, muito mesmo

¿Prefieres que te obliguen a hablar como Borat cada vez que tengas sexo o que tu(s) pareja(s) solo hable como Borat durante el sexo?

Estás a punto de jugar a un simple y sucio juego. Todo lo que tienes que hacer es hacer clic en la situación políticamente incorrecta que prefieras vivir. Para que sea más divertido, puedes ver cómo otras personas respondieron a las mismas preguntas. Disfruta (y lo siento mucho, mucho).

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Sexual Would You Rather Questions

15 Sexual "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Would you rather: Accidentally text a nude picture of yourself to your parents OR accidentally butt-dial them during sex, and they have to listen to the whole thing?

Would you rather: Accidentally have explosive diarrhea on your partner(s) during sex OR be the one who gets pooped on?

Would you rather: Give up bread forever OR give up oral sex forever?

Would you rather: Have your grandma walk in on you during sex OR walk in on your grandma during sex?

Would you rather: Loudly orgasm after every time you cough OR come every time you sneeze?

Would you rather: Receive an alert every time your parents have sex OR have your parents receive an alert every time you have sex?

Would you rather: Have penises for fingers OR have a vulva for a mouth?

Would you rather: Be forced to speak like Borat every time you have sex OR have your partner(s) only speak like Borat during sex?

Would you rather: Only be able to have sex in the shower OR only be able to have sex on a table?

Would you rather: Only be able to partake in 30-person orgies for the rest of your life OR never be able to have sex again?

Would you rather: Fall off the bed during sex and break your arm OR start your period during an orgy and get blood on everyone?

Would you rather: Get a butt plug stuck up your butt and have to go to the hospital OR accidentally dislocate your jaw while giving someone a blow job?

Would you rather: Have your best friend date, sleep with, and then marry your dad OR somehow be allergic to all forms of touching and sexual activity?

Would you rather: Have someone finger you immediately after they eat spicy Buffalo wings OR accidentally get part of the skin on your penis torn off because it got stuck on someone's braces?

And would you rather: Try to give someone a rim job but realize they didn't wipe properly OR have someone try to come in your mouth, but they accidentally pee instead

13 perguntas de "o que você prefere" só para adultos - e eu sinto muito, muito mesmo

¿Prefieres que te obliguen a hablar como Borat cada vez que tengas sexo o que tu(s) pareja(s) solo hable como Borat cuando tengan sexo?

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15 NSFW "Would You Rather" Questions That I'm So, So Sorry For

You're about to play a simple, dirty game. All you have to do is click which NSFW scenario you'd rather experience. To make things more fun, you can see how other people answered the same questions. Enjoy (and I'm so, so sorry).

15 NSFW "Would You Rather" Questions That I'm So, So Sorry For

You're about to play a simple, dirty game. All you have to do is click which NSFW scenario you'd rather experience. To make things more fun, you can see how other people answered the same questions. Enjoy (and I'm so, so sorry).

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