1. This family feud:
"I slept with my best friend's dad when I was 22. My friend, who had recently come out, invited me to play pool with her and her dad at their house. Her dad and I flirted like crazy that night, but I ended up just going home. About an hour later, she invited me over for a drink, but for some reason she never came out of her room, so I just drank with her dad. I thought it was a setup. The dad put on his moves, and we slept together. The next morning, my friend was pissed. Turned out she always had a thing for me. We haven't talked since."
2. This steamy farmhouse:
"Years ago I spent Thanksgiving with my roommate at his family's farm. A tall, handsome, virile dad greeted us. Flash forward to Thanksgiving Day when my roommate and his mom went out for last-minute groceries. I stayed home with his dad, who was at the farm, feeding animals. He later came in and asked me to help put stuff in the attic. All of a sudden, the dad started taking off his clothes! I didn't know what to do. I stared at his well-built body and huge penis, which gave me an inexplicably ardent heat rush. He started taking off my clothes and kissed and caressed me. It was hot, sweaty, steamy sex that I'll never forget. I ultimately lost contact with my roommate and never told him."
3. This snitching sibling:
"My brother is 10 years older than I am. When I was younger, he'd take me to my friend's house and hang out there until I was ready to go home. One day, my friend and I ran into her mother's room for whatever reason, and that's when we saw my brother... He jumped out of her bed, BUTT-ASS NAKED, and my friend's mom was hiding under the fucking duvet. You better believe I snitched to my mom as soon as I got home."
4. This new stepmom:
"Shortly after I graduated high school, a girl in my class started dating her best friend's dad. The worst part? They got married less than a year later, and she demanded that her best friend called her 'mom.' This took place 10 years ago, and they're still together. The daughter no longer speaks to either of them."
5. This Grindr hookup:
"I was 18 and a senior in high school at the time. I went on Grindr, and an older DILF-type messaged me. I went over to his house, and we hooked up. Long story short, after we were finished I went to put on my shoes and saw photos on the wall with a familiar face in them. I asked who it was, and he said it was his daughter, i.e., the girl who sat across from me in math class. I fucked her dad's brains out."
6. This cumming-of-age story:
"It was in my first year of university. On a night out, I pulled this cougar who was in her late 40s but still really fit. She came back to my shared house, and we had amazing sex all night. She left the next morning, and I didn't think anything further would happen – just that it made for a cool story. Months later, I visited a uni friend at his home, only to find out that the cougar was his mum. Apparently she was in town visiting her son the night we had met. This made for an awkward couple of days..."
7. This daddy dick:
"My best friend's boyfriend is nicknamed Big Dick Nick. To be honest, Big Dick Nick's dad is pretty hot. One time I got nice and liquored up at their house for a picnic, and that's when it happened. The dad and I had a 25-year age difference, but he had a dick like a Monster can! The lube he used gave me a blistering rash all over my body for three days, but I went back to him the following week, and we did it again. He’s saved in my phone as Big Dick Dad!"
8. This frat boy fantasy:
"I had sex with my fraternity brother’s father this year. He was visiting for Family Weekend at school. I ended up finding him on Grindr, and we messaged for two days. He gave me his hotel room number where I spent all day with him. Yup, my brother still doesn't know and hopefully never will."
9. This friendly fire:
"I was on Grindr, and a bi/married couple hit me up. I was all about it, since I’m bi myself. We exchanged nudes, planned to meet, and talked about fantasies and what we wanted to do. By this point, we hadn't exchanged full-frontal selfies, so I didn't know what they looked like. Then they sent a pic of themselves. Turned out they were family friends from ages ago. He was a best man at my parents' wedding. There are even pictures of them holding me as a toddler. Needless to say, I told my parents and they laughed for the next year. We still talk about it."
10. This big nope:
"At the time, my mom was a widow and was going through some stuff. Anyway, I found out that an old friend of mine slept with my mom, and they ended up dating for two whole years. I felt so uncomfortable for a long time, especially when they would kiss and be all gross. THEN THE GUY BECAME MY BOSS. You can’t make this stuff up!"
11. This dream cum true:
"I had a crush on my friend’s dad when I was a teenager. Years later, my friends set me up on a blind date. I walked into the restaurant and BAM, there was her dad. He still looked incredible. I knew my friends set me up with him as a joke, but I ended up going home with him and having the best, most mind-blowing sex I’ve EVER had. We met up a few more times after that, but he eventually broke it off. I ended up reconnecting with my old friend a couple months later, but all I could think about were the many indecent things I did with her dad."
12. This Tinder surprise:
"I met an older guy on Tinder when I was in graduate school. We went on a few dates throughout the course of a week, had a great time, and hooked up. He was only in town for that week to move his daughter in for school, so we didn't keep in touch. Two years later, at graduation, I was introduced to him by my best friend. He was her father. Neither of us have ever spoken about our sexual past, but the girl and I are still best friends!"
13. This third wheel:
"My best friend's boyfriend had a really hot dad. We'd often hang out at their house. I tried to not be the third wheel, so I often ended up watching TV with his parents. I bonded with his dad because we both liked hockey, but we were never flirtatious. Anyway, we all lost touch, but a few years later we met up at his house, me being the third wheel again. I was downstairs, watching TV by myself, when his now-divorced dad walked in and was VERY friendly in conversation. He sat really close and was so charming, so when he made a move I leaned into it and had an amazing night of fan-fucking-tastic sex while my friend was upstairs."
14. This plot twist:
"I actually slept with my mom's friend. He was my personal trainer. After some sweaty nights in the sauna, one thing lead to another, and we got down to business. That's the story of how I slept with a guy who was much, much older than I was when I was 19."
15. And this... wow:
"I had been dating a guy for a while, and during the holidays last year he invited me to meet his (single) dad. Lo and behold, his dad was super hot, like a mixture of Channing Tatum, Bradley Cooper, and David Beckham. Anyway, my boyfriend went out to the pub with some of his old college buddies, so it was just his dad and me at home, watching a movie. One thing led to another and the dad and I started hooking up. Around 1 a.m. my boyfriend WALKED IN ON US, and – no joke – he looked at us and said, 'really dad? Again?' Needless to say, I never went back to that town again."