14 Dirty Disney Jokes That Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood

    Only read these when you're alone.

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest Disney jokes they know. Here are the truly wild results.

    1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

    2. Where is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

    3. Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

    4. Why was Anger so mad at Sadness?

    5. What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?

    6. Why does Bambi’s friend, Thumper, not make noise during sex?

    7. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

    8. Who is Cogsworth's best friend?

    9. Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded, "Are you fucking serious?!" Minnie responded:

    10. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

    11. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?

    12. What did Cinderella say to her prince?

    13. What's red and has seven dents in it?

    14. And, unfortunately, what did Genie say to Aladdin?