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27 Lies Every Movie And TV Show Told You About High School

*looks like I'm 12 when I'm a senior in high school*

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what things TV and movies always get wrong about being a teenager. Here are the painfully real results.

1. First of all, teens in pop culture are always played by older actors, which means you'll never, ever look like them.

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2. And their faces are so smooth and flawless, while yours is full of acne and braces.

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3. Teens in movies and TV shows never have to worry about money, despite the fact that they don't even have jobs.

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All they do is go to the mall and buy coffee! Where is all this money coming from?!

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4. And their appearances magically change after brushing their hair or going away for the holidays.

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5. And in TV/movies, evvvvveryone likes you and wants to be your friend after you hit puberty, as if a spell is cast and broken.

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6. For some reason, teens have hours of free time before school starts.

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How the h*ck did Sam work a full shift at the diner before homeroom?!

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7. And don't even get me started on how teens are somehow able to grab coffee and a full breakfast before school starts at 7:30 A.M.

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Seriously, how?!

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8. No matter what, it's always light outside when they wake up and get to school, but in reality it's pitch black in the morning.

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9. It's also crazy that teens in movies and TV always fight with their parents... AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

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10. As a result, no teen in the history of cinema has ever had a curfew.

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For some reason it's totally fine to stay out until 3 A.M. and get drunk with your friends.

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11. The parties in movies are so crazy, with endless kegs and bottles of liquor. After all, you don't need to worry about IDs, money, parents, or the law when you're a high school student in a movie.

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12. And it wouldn't be a party without 400 of your closest friends. *shouts in the hallway that your parents are out of town and the whole school is invited*

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13. Literally every single person has die-hard school spirit in movies, but in real life there's only, like, five people who semi-care.

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14. Let's be real: Who REALLY wears high heels and short skirts to school? Good luck walking up three flights of stairs to class.

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15. TV and movies always make it seem like everyone is in a relationship, and you should feel bad for being single.

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In reality, most people are single in high school!

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16. And apparently dating and prom are the most important parts of high school.

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Who cares about getting good grades, dealing with anxiety, or trying to figure out who you are as a person?

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17. And sex is often portrayed as a glorious, magical event that everyone experiences, when in reality it's awkward as hell and may not even happen in your teens! And that's okay!

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18. Somehow every male student in TV has abs that are sharp enough to grate cheese, a beautiful singing voice, and the vocabulary of a genius.

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19. And every female student has perfect hair and always looks like the "after" photo from a magazine cover shoot.

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20. It's also impossible for teens in movies to have more than one or two best friends, as if large friend groups – or not having any friends at all – don't exist.

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21. If something embarrassing happens to the main character, it somehow gets sent to the entire school, like there's a master list with everyone's phone numbers that's readily available.

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But in reality you only have, like, three different phone numbers because of a group project you all did together seven months ago.

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22. In movies, teens only care about petty drama. They'd never concern themselves with the real world or things that don't revolve around who's sleeping with who.

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23. There are also a bunchhhh of stereotypes that aren't true. FYI: Being a cheerleader doesn't make you mean or stuck-up, being a nerd doesn't make you uncool, and being a jock doesn't make you stupid.

MTV / ABC

24. There's also a hidden rule in movies/TV where, as soon as you turn 16, you magically receive your own car and credit card.

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Not to mention all those handbags, which somehow have enough room to fit all your school books!

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25. And in movies, students continuously talk and text during class, and they even run out of the room for an “emergency,” but the teachers never care.

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Try doing that in real life without getting a detention.

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26. It's also more common to see Bigfoot than it would be to see a student do ANY homework in a TV show or movie.

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Do they go to a special progressive school that doesn't assign any? Jealous.

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27. And of course the most unrealistic thing is that high school dress codes don't exist in TV shows and movies. #RIP everyone's spaghetti straps in real life.

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