15 NSFW Disney Jokes Guaranteed To Ruin Your Childhood

I’m so, so sorry…

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest Disney jokes they’ve ever heard. Here are the horrifyingly funny results.

1. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

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—Kymberley Jamieson, Facebook

2. Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded: “Are you fucking crazy?!” What did Minnie say?

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—Franchesca Katherine, Facebook

3. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

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4. Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?

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5. Why doesn’t Bambi’s friend Thumper make noise during sex?

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6. Why was Anger so furious?

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—Lauren Black, Facebook

7. What’s red and has seven dents in it?

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8. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?

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9. What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?

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—Tom Flannery, Facebook

10. What did Cinderella say to her prince?

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katfarmer

11. Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

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pennsyr

12. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

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13. Who is Cogsworth’s best friend?

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14. Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail?

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15. And, finally, what did Genie say to Aladdin?

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